Hospital

Twelve-Year-Old:  Oh God, I’m in a Russian hospital!

Own Way Home

Student:  I told him he paid for the room, so he doesn’t need to let her sleep over after they….  She can fuck her own way home.

Hungry Like the Wolf

Me:  Are they really saying, “I smell like I sound”?

Molly

Student:  She wouldn’t have been in the closet if it was just Molly she was on.

Pretend

Student:  You get drunk and do drugs.  Then you go home and pretend it never happened.  Never talk about it.

Threesome-Free

Colleague:  This is a threesome-free gaming group.

Learned How

Sixteen-Year-Old:  He died and learned how to fish.

Existed

Student:  Life was a lot harder before the safe word existed.

Slavery

Student:  Slavery collar, or as a pet?

Fiddling

Friend:  If you start fiddling with him, he’ll realize he’s not dead.