Trapped
April 28, 2024
Twelve-Year-Old: Mister Beast: I trapped space Hitler for fifty hours in solid ice.
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I dare you to blog that!
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Collecting
February 12, 2024
Me: I don’t know what to think about the fact that the Library of Congress is collecting “lizard people” memes.
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Tambo
January 1, 2024
Eleven-Year-Old: Can’t you post this on Oliver Tambo Day?
Happy New Year!
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Snow
August 23, 2023
Eleven-Year-Old: You should put “pregnant lizard people in a cave in the snow” on the blog.
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Bicep
August 9, 2023
Colleague: It’s the first day I can touch my ear with my bicep. I’m happy to have that memorialized, ’cause it’s an achievement.
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Proto-Germanic
August 7, 2023
Colleague: ChatGPT can’t speak Klingon nearly as well as it can speak proto-Germanic.
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Blog.
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Dopiest
June 26, 2023
Me: Counting the Omer mitzvah is dopiest mitzvah.
Nineteen-Year-Old: Are you blogging that?
Me: I guess now I have to.
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Private
May 23, 2023
Me: It’s private, so that only I can see it.
Eleven-Year-Old: Then why are you putting it on there?
Me: Because I found it funny.
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And to be passive aggressive.
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Colleagues
February 8, 2023
Colleague: You need to talk to more colleagues, man. I’m showing up too often on there!
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Tormented
February 5, 2023
Friend: I figure I’m going to be forever tormented by Sting in a Speedo.
Me: It’s not in there, somewhere.
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Friend: If you put that in there, add “sweaty”: “sweaty Sting in a Speedo.”
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