Own Way Home
May 12, 2024
Student: I told him he paid for the room, so he doesn’t need to let her sleep over after they…. She can fuck her own way home.
Threesome-Free
May 8, 2024
Colleague: This is a threesome-free gaming group.
Suzanne
April 25, 2024
Man: Nobody says no to a banana suit, unless it’s to fuck somebody hotter than Suzanne.
Matched
April 23, 2024
Me: You haven’t changed your clothes since yesterday.
Friend: Yeah, well, my wife said my shoes matched my shirt, so I figured I should make the most of it.
Spat
April 7, 2024
Me: And now the space lesbians are having a spat.
Glory
April 4, 2024
Friend: If he’s the only person in the hole, that’s fine.
Me: One person per glory hole?
Friend: One little person.
Penis Banana
March 27, 2024
Friend: It was like a gold penis banana.
Scorn
March 20, 2024
Me: Wait, they have scorn for the lonely?
Dwarf Love Day
March 8, 2024
Twelve-Year-Old: They had the Dwarf Love Day Massacre.
Slut Shame
February 11, 2024
Friend: Onward, ho!
Friend’s Wife: Don’t slut shame me.