Homes

Student:  Our favorite territory is other people’s homes.

Trick or treat…

Wake

Friend:  If you come with us, we will continue giving you bodies to eat.  We leave a lot of them in our wake.

Experience in Reality

Sixteen-Year-Old:  I don’t think the hippo would drug us.
Friend:  That doesn’t sound like an experience in reality.
Sixteen-Year-Old:  Well, maybe when you go to Mexico, you’ll understand.

Taxidermy

Sixteen-Year-Old:  I’m going to start the taxidermy process immediately.

Light It

Friend:  Light it on fire!
Sixteen-Year-Old:  No, we’re in the library!

Yak

Friend:  It sounds like we have a yak in the other room.

Resisted

First Friend:  We successfully robbed him, but he resisted, so have to kill him to successfully complete our—
Second Friend:  —home invasion?

Illusionist

Student:  What is the sound of an illusionist suddenly dying?

Object

First Colleague:  If they didn’t object, we wouldn’t kill them.
Second Colleague:  Would we?

Next of Kin

Sixteen-Year-Old:  I’m wearing its next of kin.