Immersion

February 12, 2019

Me: There’s a toilet.
Eleven-Year-Old: You’re ruining my immersion.
Seven-Year-Old: There’s toilet.

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Basement

February 10, 2019

Friend: It’s more of a basement than a bank.

Flopping

February 7, 2019

Friend: Any mermaids flopping around on the grass?

Disease

February 6, 2019

Eleven-Year-Old: I want a new disease.

Girl

February 4, 2019

Friend: Have the dead girl roll.

Grotto

February 1, 2019

Me [singing]: They slept in the grotto with the dwarf with no name.

Pokeball

January 31, 2019

Friend: I’m in the Pokeball, so it doesn’t matter.

Octopus

January 30, 2019

Friend: The water wizard will give everyone a face octopus.

Spirit

January 29, 2019

Friend: For the record, I’m planning on capturing a gnoll and breaking its spirit.

Hiding

January 28, 2019

Friend: Which one of them is going to be hiding in the Pokeball?