Cube
October 31, 2017
Friend: I want to understand the cube.
Friend’s Son: Das cube.
Merits
October 30, 2017
Student: So here’s the merits of the ruse:
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Selling
October 29, 2017
Student: Are you guys selling me? That’s not very nice.
Bait
October 28, 2017
Friend: I don’t think we have anybody who can pass for bait.
Stab
October 27, 2017
Student: I want to stab the mage in the face.
Force
October 26, 2017
Student: Blunt force trauma is the usual way elves die.
Powers
October 25, 2017
Wife: What are you, a pig?
Five-Year-Old: Yeah, I’m a pig. I use bacon powers.
Trouble
October 24, 2017
Me: He’s in a bad mood, because he got in trouble for making a mess with his taco.
Viscera
October 23, 2017
Wife: You’ve got some viscera on your chin.
Bag
October 22, 2017
Wife: Please stop whatever it is you’re doing over your plate… with that taco bag.
Your Dialogue is Unrealistic. 