Sodoku

Eighteen-Year-Old:  I want to commit Sodoku!

X out!

Me:  Should I search for: “sexy Darth Vader costume“?
Fifteen-Year-Old:  No.
Ten-Year-Old:  No.
…
Ten-Year-Old:  Why are you doing it?
Me:  Oh, my god.  Why are there so many of them?!
Ten-Year-Old:  Stop!  X out!
Me:  Okay, okay.

Separator

Ten-Year-Old:  Ooh, separator piece I have!  Four bags!

Sets

Ten-Year-Old:  It’s a very common element that comes with most LEGO sets—the dad, that tells you what the goats are!

Charge

Ten-Year-Old:  I liked it more when Dwight was in charge.  There would be a lot more people dead.

Goat

Ten-Year-Old:  [Fifteen-Year-Old], can I build the goat boat?
Fifteen-Year-Old:  No.

Scratched

Ten-Year-Old:  I have a joke idea.
Me:  What’s that?
Ten-Year-Old:  I could beat up the minifigure, and then he’s scratched up again!

Trilogy

Ten-Year-Old:  I have a theory for the Mandalorian.
Fifteen-Year-Old:  Pics or it didn’t happen.
Me:  Original trilogy, or it didn’t happen.

Spoken

Me:  I dreamed a spoken word version of a Yoopers song.

Studies

Me:  Apparently, they didn’t teach you in Jewish Studies class that uzis were invented by a Jew.