Military

Colleague’s Wife:  Almost every military has had a bear at some point.

Fetal

Eleven-Year-Old:  No, wait.  Did I just lie down in a fetal position—?
Colleague’s Wife:  —next to a corpse?. Oh, yeah.

Influencer

Colleague’s Wife:  Find the horse influencer.
Me:  The highest charisma horse.

Annals

Colleague:  Best practices in—
Different Colleague’s Wife:  Barbarian medicine?
Sixteen-Year-Old:  Leeches!
Me:  Annals of Barbarian Medicine.

Questions

Sixteen-Year-Old:  I have no questions for the bear.

Plenty

Sixteen-Year-Old:  If you want mead, there is plenty of mead in the mead pit.

Horses

Colleague:  Do they know what they use horses for?

Stubble

Me:  He has too carefully curated Italian stubble to be hemophiliac.

Stigmata

Colleague:  [Other Colleague] creates his own stigmata.

Airdropped

Me:  I just learned that per contra is also a term in financial bookkeeping.  And it doesn’t just mean, “cash payment airdropped into the jungle.”