Dong

Me:  Sometimes even Roger Ebert thought with his dong.

Radius

Student:  When it says that it’s “outside the sphere,” does that mean that I can use the radius, or do I need another number?

Centralist

Me:  He was a centralist in two small worlds, and in both of them we called him:  “Lying!”

Impersonator

Me:  The weirdest thing that happened to me today was that I saw the bush on a professional, female Christopher Guest impersonator.

Overalls

Me:  Where did you get those overalls?
Eighteen-Year-Old:  Uh…
Me:  Nineteen Seventy-Four Direct?
Eighteen-Year-Old:  Grrr.
Me:  Just kidding.
Eighteen-Year-Old:  Oh, you’re funny.
Me:  I am.

Mahler

Me:  I’m listening to a symphony by Mahler, and it has switched over to a rendition of “Frere Jacques.”

Neologism

Me:  I like “testimate” as a neologism.

Jaeger

Me:  Being drunk on Jaeger is no different from being drunk on anything else.

Fault

Me:  I’m sorry
Fifteen-Year-Old:  It’s not your fault.  Don’t get all Canadian on me.

Poetic

Fifteen-Year-Old:  “Wax on, wax off.”  But I don’t want to wax poetic about this.  Wax jokes!