Shove

Friend:  Don’t shove any rock up your vagina.  That’s not what that’s for.

Line of Sight

Friend:  I would like to get line of sight on the wolf.
Friend’s Wife:  Your mom has line of sight on the wolf.

Hag

Friend:  Maybe it’s just some kind of boo hag, who takes walks through the woods.

Infiltration

Friend:  I’m the sneaking one.
Friend’s Husband:  Scouting, tracking, infiltration….  Go fuck yourself.

Penis Banana

Friend:  It was like a gold penis banana.

Really Clean

Friend’s Wife:  If you are going to be putting them on your boobs, they’ve got to be really clean.

Like Home

First Friend:  It looks like home.
Second Friend:  We all know what happens to homes.

Coconut Once

Friend:  I had a coconut once.  What happened to it?

Purposefully

Colleague:  I’m beginning to think my iWatch is purposefully trying to make me feel bad.

Time marches on for me.

Version

Friend:  I think we’re fighting a super-powerful version of the Man with the Yellow Hat.