Ninety-Six

Me:  Everyone who’s ninety-six is a young ninety-six.  An old ninety-six is you’re dead.

Extremely

Me:  What I find amusing, amusing, is that you are talking about your son’s extremely old age.

Pandemics

Seventeen-Year-Old:  What are you talking about?
Fourteen-Year-Old:  Pandemics.
Seventeen-Year-Old:  Who are you talking to?
Fourteen-Year-Old:  Anyone who will listen.

Manikin

Me:  Artificial alligator-skin manikin.
Seventeen-Year-Old:  Get it for your girlfriend who’s an alligator.

Olive

Friend:  I’m worried about Olive Garden.

Thirty

Me:  I need to spend thirty dollars on lunch five times in the next month.

Plot

Colleague:  We just went through Title IX training, and I know I’m not supposed to say this, but:  Is the person who made this plot a girl?  It’s got teal, magenta, and burgundy.

Ecru

Me:  Between pale green and ecru, she couldn’t tell that it was there.

Conquer

Colleague:  If we go and conquer these dreams and make them a reality, that’s how we will get them to give us resources.

Anabolic

Student:  Be really anabolic today.