Minute

January 26, 2021

Me: Wait a minute. What the hell point were they trying to make?

Bread

January 25, 2021

Me: Okay, I’m going to get the sandwich. What size, and what kind of bread?
Sixteen-Year-Old: Medium white. Like me!

Okay, it would really be small white.

Eldritch

January 24, 2021

Me: There’s something about Hilary Hahn that makes my skin crawl, like she’s an eldritch abomination.

Adopt!

January 23, 2021

[Watching Starman]
Jeff Bridges [on television]: He will be human, a baby of your husband, but also he will be my baby.
Sixteen-Year-Old: Just adopt! Just adopt!

Follows

January 22, 2021

Friend: There can be only one (Anne of Green Gables)!
Me: Megan Follows would kick Christopher Lambert‘s ass.

Gables

January 21, 2021

Me: I have the advantage of knowing the Samurai is Anne of Green Gables.

Elves

January 20, 2021

Me:Catching Elves in Argentina“? That’s a scientific paper?

Knucklehead

January 19, 2021

Friend:


A teenage boy trying to make rebel points with his knucklehead friends, that’s who.


Invertebrate

January 18, 2021

Me: What is the tastiest invertebrate? Shrimp are the tastiest invertebrate.

Plastered

January 17, 2021

Me: Nine a.m., when real men get plastered.

Happy Birthday, Nine-Year-Old!