Duller

Me: My blog has been getting duller lately, since I haven’t been spending as much time with you guys.

Fascist

Sixteen-Year-Old: Trump tweets like a fascist Cookie Monster.

Moss

Me: I’m pretty happy with the moss lawn, actually.

Skins

Eight-Year-Old: Skins are something for all the characters, except for the ones that just don’t have skins.

Enforcers

Eight-Year-Old: A weird thing about the droid army is they have two enforcers.

Pi

Eight-Year-Old: Mom told me to ask you to tell me about pi.

Trojan

Me: It’s not a Trojan Horse. It’s a stalking horse. Get it right.

Busted

Friend: It’s all busted, man.

Videos

Me: My dreams are starting to look like Devo videos.

Actually

Student: You actually made me like physics!