Narrative

November 17, 2017

Former Student: I still don’t trust with narrative.
Colleague: Then the snake would have had to have lied to us.

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Arguments

November 16, 2017

Friend: No arguments about how to skin a panther!

Stripper

November 15, 2017

Thirteen-Year-Old: I don’t even know the word for “stripper” or “fat” in Korean.

I know how to pole….

Cards

November 14, 2017

Ten-Year-Old: Your cards are the only good thing.

Collected

November 13, 2017

Ten-Year-Old: I just heard explosions, and money being collected, and people dying.

Teapot

November 12, 2017

Friend: Don’t you teapot at me!

Meaningful

November 11, 2017

Me: I’m sorry I ruined your deep and meaningful K-pop music with a counterpoint of the chicken dance.

Five-Year-Old: Why can’t Loki be Jewish?

Spoon

November 9, 2017

Five-Year-Old: It’s a gummi bowl! All of them are hiding from a giant spoon!

Ski

November 8, 2017

Me: More importantly, this raises the question: Can daleks ski?