Duller

August 7, 2020

Me: My blog has been getting duller lately, since I haven’t been spending as much time with you guys.

Fascist

August 6, 2020

Sixteen-Year-Old: Trump tweets like a fascist Cookie Monster.

Moss

August 5, 2020

Me: I’m pretty happy with the moss lawn, actually.

Skins

August 4, 2020

Eight-Year-Old: Skins are something for all the characters, except for the ones that just don’t have skins.

Enforcers

August 3, 2020

Eight-Year-Old: A weird thing about the droid army is they have two enforcers.

Pi

August 2, 2020

Eight-Year-Old: Mom told me to ask you to tell me about pi.

Trojan

August 1, 2020

Me: It’s not a Trojan Horse. It’s a stalking horse. Get it right.

Busted

July 31, 2020

Friend: It’s all busted, man.

Videos

July 30, 2020

Me: My dreams are starting to look like Devo videos.

Actually

July 29, 2020

Student: You actually made me like physics!