March 17, 2017
Five-Year-Old: I’m Bookbeard!
February 7, 2017
Wife: Sometimes you stare into the void, and it laughs at you.
January 30, 2017
January 9, 2017
Twelve-Year-Old: According to [Her Friend], it’s like feels galore for characters.
December 27, 2016
November 16, 2016
Me: I had a really bad dream last night. It was like Donald Trump was in The Silmarillion. Imagine if trump were leading the armies in the War of the Jewels, instead of the sons of Fëanor. “We’re going to build a wall around Angband! And who’s going to pay for that wall? Morgoth!”
November 14, 2016
Me: As long as it continues flashing, I’m going to keep making Logan’s Run jokes, I’m afraid.