Purchase… purchase…

Colleague:  We just have to purchase… purchase… or borrow some time on a horse.

Calling It

Colleague:  They’re calling it honey, but it sounds like drugs.

Snake-Haired

Friend:  Is the angry, snake-haired woman too much for you?

Vagrant

First Friend:  Worst case scenario:  if somebody starts scratching their neck, we know what to do.
Second Friend:  What’s the vagrant population look like?

All dwarven communities have a yak.

Me:  All hail, “The Yak!”

Comedian

Colleague:  Helping a student.  She’s a total sarcastic comedian.

Mead

Me:  You want to see the mead pit?  I’ll show you the mead pit!

Multimessenger

Friend:  Someone who’s skilled in both hurting and healing somebody goes right there.
Colleague:  It’s “multimessenger astronomy.”

Mole

First Friend:  What’s the problem with the good honey?
Colleague:  It’s too good.
Second Friend:  It could be made from orc blood.
Fifteen-Year-Old:  It could be mole people’s blood.

Picturing

Friend:  I’m just picturing what the Walter White of gnomes looks like.