Start

October 21, 2019

Friend: You can start negotiating with raptors next week.

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Density

October 18, 2019

Friend: I am going to move away from where I am, to where the squid density is low.

Leeches

October 17, 2019

Me: I bet you could eat all the leeches.

Evil

October 15, 2019

First Friend: It is a natural power of evil serpents.
Second Friend: No! That’s not how Newton’s Third Law works!

Prevailing

October 12, 2019

Friend: The prevailing theory is that your party might be better tasting than tree elves.

Nobody

October 10, 2019

Friend: If nobody is looking, I’m going to try to put the bug back in the bag.

Wading

September 28, 2019

Me: We’re wading into the krill.

Lipped

September 23, 2019

Me: You can tell him Wolfgang got eaten by a yellow lipped sea krait.

Snuff

September 21, 2019

Friend [reading]: “Magic snuff.”
Me: Not for foxes.

Vet

September 16, 2019

Wife: It’s a really nice vet. If it weren’t in Irmo, I would have to get other animals to take them there.