Climb

April 9, 2019

Friend: First, I want to climb up and check on the goat.

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Cobra

April 4, 2019

Friend: One of them appears to be a cobra and has hood piercings.

Fractal

April 3, 2019

Friend: They dismiss it as from the giant worm asphyxiation a couple days ago.
Me: Giant fractal worm.

Niche

March 28, 2019

Me: There’s a number of scavengers who specialize in eating bones. It’s an ecological niche.

Falcon

March 26, 2019

Eleven-Year-Old: I would have eaten the falcon.

Eels

March 19, 2019

Friend: There’s one door that’s farther from the eels.

Striders

March 12, 2019

Friend: You see three horse-sized water striders.

Shell

March 11, 2019

Me: The goat’s in the shell.

Zombie Problems

March 10, 2019

Eleven-Year-Old: I want a dog.
Friend: You don’t want a dog.
Me: You don’t want a dog from a town with zombie problems.
Eleven-Year-Old: I want a dog.

Bees

March 9, 2019

Friend: Bees can count to four.
Other Friend: But bees don’t know they can count to four.
Eleven-Year-Old: But bees can’t swim.