Okapi

Me:  You’re going to need a better haircut if you’re going to be chancellor.
Ten-Year-Old:  Yeah, better than that okapi one.

Rendition

Fourteen-Year-Old:  It would be cool to hear a heavy metal rendition of 4’33”.

Warship

Me:  You don’t want to hit the tickle switch on a Sontaran warship early.

Stunt

Me:  I think I saw my stunt double.

Uncut

Me:  This is some industrial strength, uncut crazy.

Double

Friend:  I need to stop watching YouTube at double speed.  I’m having a hard time listening to the journal club talk, because everyone is talking so slowly.

Wandering

Friend:  Today’s Dwarf Fortress question:  If dwarves need ladders to climb trees, why is the donkey starving because it’s wandering around on top of one?
Me:  Is that a donkey on a tree, a ladder, or a dwarf?

Form

Me:  Even if you don’t invite anybody until after you’re done, it’s just bad form to start a new Zoom meeting while you’re still on the crapper.

Triangle

Ten-Year-Old’s Friend:  We must form the triangle of tranquility, to sacrifice your dad to Danny DeVito.

Welshman

Ten-Year-Old:  Clifford, the big dead Welshman.