Scroll

Me: What is that paper you’ve got?
Six-year-Old: It’s a scroll! No, it’s a sign up for a million dollars!

Semtex

Me:  I was thinking of Semtex.
Wife:  You can’t just add “x” to something to make it an explosive.

Theme

Fourteen-Year-Old: You know how everyone is always trying to hum the X-Files theme?

Bacon

Fourteen-Year-Old: Bacon was on drugs.

Witch-King

Colleague:  Did you hear the Witch-King of Angmar pledged his company’s swords to Imrahil if he would contest with Faramir for the throne?
…
Admittedly, I’m associating names rather randomly, but still.
Me:  Given how lost this leaves me, this is a strong candidate for the blog.

Sweaty

Wife: I hate to show up all sweaty, because it sets off all those x-ray things.

Enjoy

Wife: Just because you enjoy it, that doesn’t mean you to do it.

Gross

Wife: I got a Buber. It was full of milk. It was really gross.

Quotes

Fourteen-Year-Old: Oh man, I have so many senior quotes.

Go on

Wife: Go on, baby. Go be weird in the shower.