Lapis

Student:  Free lapis handle!

Resident

Friend:  The temple of Inanna apparently works by Resident Evil logic.

Jenni

Friend:  We went to Mexico and Brittany and now Sumer with Jenny.

Turtle

Friend:  Behemoth, the sea turtle.
Sixteen-Year-Old:  He has pigs.

Mesopotamia

Friend:  Assuming the collection of gnomes and illusionist and whatever being led around by a Sumerian god are realistic, I’m not sure we are in Mesopotamia.

Balanced

Sixteen-Year-Old:  Are the Takis and Nutella a balanced diet?

Hams

Friend:  Roll for hams.

Original

Friend:  Gilgamesh is my original character.  Do not steal!

Hawk

Friend:  I’m kind of a hawk.  I want to bomb Iran.

Clogging

Twelve-Year-Old:  Your Messerschmitt is clogging up traffic.