Hungry Like the Wolf
May 11, 2024
Me: Are they really saying, “I smell like I sound”?
Existed
May 6, 2024
Student: Life was a lot harder before the safe word existed.
Artificer
May 3, 2024
Sixteen-Year-Old: Okay, artificer.
Papaya
April 13, 2024
Sixteen-Year-Old: What’s the safe word for today?
Student [sadly]: “Papaya.”
Hag
March 29, 2024
Friend: Maybe it’s just some kind of boo hag, who takes walks through the woods.
Jenni
February 27, 2024
Friend: We went to Mexico and Brittany and now Sumer with Jenny.
Mythological
February 16, 2024
Me: HEΡAKΛEΣ was the greatest of the Greek mythological heroes. The actual greatest hero of ancient Greece was EΠAMINΩΔAΣ.
Slut Shame
February 11, 2024
Friend: Onward, ho!
Friend’s Wife: Don’t slut shame me.
Inanimate
January 22, 2024
First Friend: You can talk to inanimate objects?
Second Friend: Sure!
First Friend: Do they respond?
Second Friend: No!