Pokeball

Friend: I’m in the Pokeball, so it doesn’t matter.

Octopus

Friend: The water wizard will give everyone a face octopus.

Spirit

Friend:  For the record, I’m planning on capturing a gnoll and breaking its spirit.

Hiding

Friend: Which one of them is going to be hiding in the Pokeball?

Sombrero

Eleven-Year-Old: I’m a sombrero knight!

Wraith

Friend: Don’t want to interrupt any nookie or anything.
Me: Wraith/fox person nookie?

Goldballs

Me [reading comic book over Eleven-Year-Old’s shoulder]: “GO GOLDBALLS!” Is Goldballs an X-Man I don’t know about?
Eleven-Year-Old: Yep.
Me: There are too many X-Men.
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I am not a crank.

You Can

Wife:  [Six-Year-Old], can you not?  Okay, now you can.

Knickers

Fourteen-Year-Old: …
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Not to mention knickers.
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Free

Me: Do people have free will after they’ve watched I Love Lucy in Plato’s Cave?