Cleanse
September 30, 2017
Thirteen-Year-Old: Wash away the sin! Cleanse the sin from this wicked knife. You will live a better life soon, knife, a better life.
Good People
September 29, 2017
Me: I am not prejudiced against orcs. Some of them are good people.
Awake
September 28, 2017
Me: You awake to mushroom song in your ears.
Siesta
September 27, 2017
Army
September 26, 2017
Wife: I have two things to say. First, I am super tired.
Me: Yeah, we can tell.
Wife: Second, the Swedish Army is awesome!
Ages
September 25, 2017
Ten-Year-Old: I want to attack you, like normal people!
Me: That sounds pretty strange.
Ten-Year-Old: This is the middle ages!
Invincibility
September 24, 2017
Ten-Year-Old: There is no invincibility on a stone block!
Regular
September 23, 2017
Ten-Year-Old: Regular animatronics are not haunted by dead children.
Luggage
September 22, 2017
Wife: What about this is funny?!
Ten-Year-Old: The pizza in the luggage.
Wife: Okay, you’re not entirely wrong about that.
Crusts
September 21, 2017
Wife: Use this as a tool for self betterment. And don’t hide pizza crusts in luggage!