Lunch Dessert

February 14, 2019

Seven-Year-Old: I didn’t know lunch dessert was even a thing!

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Candy

February 3, 2019

Me: There isn’t any of the forbidden cotton candy.

Eat

January 17, 2019

Seven-Year-Old: I can’t even cut, which means I can’t eat cheese!

Happy Birthday, Seven-Year-Old!

Beast

January 15, 2019

Six-Year-Old: Beast Boy is a vegetarian for some reason.

Pudding

January 7, 2019

Eleven-Year-Old: You want to buy some taco pudding?

Canines

January 2, 2019

Six-Year-Old: For justice, juice box, and canines!

Deliciouser

December 27, 2018

Six-Year-Old: I just want biscuits! They’re delicious—deliciouser than I can imagine!

Diet

December 21, 2018

Six-Year-Old: Just a tiny baguette. We have a diet for bread.

Beans

December 16, 2018

Fourteen-Year-Old: This… is not my can of beans.

Why did I say that?

Glug

December 13, 2018

Eleven-Year-Old: It looks like sludge, and it tastes like it. Glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug.