Learned How

Sixteen-Year-Old:  He died and learned how to fish.

Ribcage

Twelve-Year-Old:  There’s bananas in the ribcage, whips in the coprolite, a head in the solar system display.

Suzanne

Man:  Nobody says no to a banana suit, unless it’s to fuck somebody hotter than Suzanne.

Pronouns

Me:  My crab soup’s pronouns are:  she/her/delicious.

Papaya

Sixteen-Year-Old:  What’s the safe word for today?
Student [sadly]:  “Papaya.”

Corruption

Me:  Is that Münster?
Friend:  No, it’s corruption, incompetence, and corporate greed.
Me:  Is that a kind of cheese?

Sour Cream

Me:  Do you want me to rub some sour cream and onion on your character sheet?

Fancy

Friend’s Wife:  What flavor of fancy butthole did you get?

Penis Banana

Friend:  It was like a gold penis banana.

Really Clean

Friend’s Wife:  If you are going to be putting them on your boobs, they’ve got to be really clean.