Threesome-Free
May 8, 2024
Colleague: This is a threesome-free gaming group.
Shards
March 21, 2024
Friend: What is the conversion rate for shards of a coffin?
Effectively
March 2, 2024
Friend: I’m effectively two dimensional for an eight-foot worm.
Hams
February 23, 2024
Friend: Roll for hams.
1.1
February 3, 2024
Friend: I would like to drag [Twelve-Year-Old’s Alter Ego] at one point one feet per second.
Weight-Wise
January 29, 2024
Colleague: Weight-wise, I can carry four people.
Student: That’s like eight half people.
Zepplins
January 8, 2024
Me: No, Achmed, it’s a trap! There are four Zeppelins!
Dozen
December 18, 2023
Friend: You don’t need a dozen people to take out the trash. That’s what the dozen elves are for.
A Log
December 14, 2023
Me: There are two asleep, four paralyzed, and three under a log.