June 30, 2020
Friend: It’s always the cheap pocket octopi.
Lit
June 29, 2020
Cousin: Computer lit on fire.
Stuffed
June 28, 2020
Me: My cat got into a fight with Ernest the stuffed slug.
Mitigation
June 27, 2020
Colleague: I don’t suppose you’re willing to tell me what the risk mitigation document says that I actually need to know?
Direct
June 26, 2020
Me: A tale of two cities, and the direct product of their topologies.
Grave
June 25, 2020
Televangelist: If just one molecule of your body remains in the grave, he is doomed.
Biblical
June 24, 2020
Man: Trump is part of Biblical history.
“The Swords”
June 23, 2020
Me: I read a famous short story about a prostitute who was actually a zombie.
Spell
June 22, 2020
Me: Given that electrical engineers can’t spell the letter i, I don’t expect much from them.
Certain
June 21, 2020
Me: There are certain people who consistently behave like jackasses in my dreams, which I suppose tells you more about me than about them.
Your Dialogue is Unrealistic. 