Works

Colleague:  Sometimes it works.
Me:  Huh?  I thought you were talking about hysterectomies.

Arboreal

Me:  The first author previously published on “Devices for Persistent Duplication of Two-Tone Arboreal Light.”

Covid

Me:  Since I don’t have Covid, are you available at the same time tomorrow?

Shofar

Cousin:  I’m going to try to get a shofar tomorrow.

Karaoke

Me:  This karaoke is so bad, it’s hard to eat.

Dangerously

Me:  That is dangerously close to a man-skort.

Cake

Student:  They broke every bone in Savannah’s body, and they stabbed Savannah’s cake, whenever Savannah wasn’t there.

Rickroll

Me:  What was that?  A reverse Rickroll?

Dispatch

Me:  Why was my father writing letters to the editor of the Saint Louis Post-Dispatch in 1972?

Bismuth

Me:  Let’s see what… let’s see what happens when I do a Google search for “movies about bismuth.”
…
I just find information about films directed by a guy named “Pierre Bismuth.”
Nine-Year-Old:  What are the movies?
Me:  It looks like cartoons, in French.