Only if you kill it first…
April 18, 2024
Colleague: Free barge!
Retrofit
April 16, 2024
Colleague: We should retrofit one of the chariots for better off-roading.
Student: You want an all-terrain chariot.
Chariots
April 14, 2024
Friend: There are free chariots!
AI
April 9, 2024
Me: The AI on your self-driving car only gave you three wheels?
The Children
April 5, 2024
Colleague: Excuse me. The children from the lab are calling.
Shove
March 31, 2024
Friend: Don’t shove any rock up your vagina. That’s not what that’s for.
Purposefully
March 23, 2024
Colleague: I’m beginning to think my iWatch is purposefully trying to make me feel bad.
Time marches on for me.
Bathe
March 14, 2024
Friend: Bathe in our infinity pond.
Chernobyl
March 13, 2024
Twelve-Year-Old: That’s how they should have cleaned up Chernobyl—used dwarves!
Whoever
March 6, 2024
Friend: Whoever arms the hippos first wins.