Honor
October 31, 2019
First Friend: I go up to the guys and say, “Nice fight, man.”
Second Friend: He says, “It was an honor to kill you.”
Weren’t
October 30, 2019
Friend: There weren’t enough worms to make a full person.
Grateful
October 29, 2019
Me: Some people can be grateful to the fox and the elf.
Mentally
October 28, 2019
Friend: It’s not right to make too much fun of the mentally ill.
Follow
October 27, 2019
Friend: You don’t follow Musk, and I don’t follow Napoleon’s movements.
Situation
October 26, 2019
Me: I was one of the best informed about how much money is involved, which is not a good situation.
Bed
October 25, 2019
Friend: You shower in bed?
Carried
October 24, 2019
Friend: I got carried away with napping.
There
October 23, 2019
Friend: There does not have to be a Kwisatz Haderach.
Greater
October 22, 2019
Me: Is that like a tongue ring of greater ears?