Honor

October 31, 2019

First Friend: I go up to the guys and say, “Nice fight, man.”
Second Friend: He says, “It was an honor to kill you.”

Weren’t

October 30, 2019

Friend: There weren’t enough worms to make a full person.

Grateful

October 29, 2019

Me: Some people can be grateful to the fox and the elf.

Mentally

October 28, 2019

Friend: It’s not right to make too much fun of the mentally ill.

Follow

October 27, 2019

Friend: You don’t follow Musk, and I don’t follow Napoleon’s movements.

Situation

October 26, 2019

Me: I was one of the best informed about how much money is involved, which is not a good situation.

Bed

October 25, 2019

Friend: You shower in bed?

Carried

October 24, 2019

Friend: I got carried away with napping.

There

October 23, 2019

Friend: There does not have to be a Kwisatz Haderach.

Greater

October 22, 2019

Me: Is that like a tongue ring of greater ears?