Goner

Me [singing]: Godzilla came back the very next day.
Godzilla came back. We thought he was a goner
But Godzilla came back. Godzilla just couldn’t stay away,
No, no no, ah-doodley-doo.

Sea

Friend: As you look for a wolfen in the sea at night…
…
…
…
… you don’t seem to be able to see him.

King

Friend: Gojira, king of the monsters, has moved on—for now.

Shallow

Friend: Facedown in the water—it’s pretty shallow water, but that doesn’t look like a living wolf.

Minor

Friend: I want everyone to save versus minor radiation damage.

Dwarf

Friend: You want to play a giant dwarf.

Campaign

Me: Our RPG campaign has come face to face with Godzilla.

Spring

Me: See? I’m using old paper—”spring 1974.”

Room

Friend: I need to go to the little Dungeon Masters’ room.

Worms

Me: Death seems to be no object. Well, that’s not true. Eventually, you’ll turn into a bag of worms.