Justification

Me:  I told [Co-Worker] that maybe for my justification, I could just draw a Playboy bunny.

Metal

Me:  I don’t like vocal jazz.  I don’t like speed metal either.

Itself

Me:  I just found a preprint that cites itself.

Write

Eighteen-Year-Old:  People don’t know how to write anything that makes sense, and I have to fix it all.

Humor

Me:  How many one-year-olds can be described as having a great sense of humor?

Malware

Me:  You either have malware, or you are the malware.

Blunder

Me:  These interviews do seem to be a fitting context for discussing the “blunder pace.”

Aspect

Friend:  I feel so hip, watching a presentation delivered on a phone in phone aspect ratio.

Justice

Me:  I didn’t find this until just now, because it was hiding under the Justice limpet.

Water

Me:  Are you trying to tell me that you want food?  Well, you have food and water, and you’re a cat.