Got Rhythm
July 31, 2023
Colleague: Why do people got rhythm? Do gorilla and chimp troops sing together?
Epilepsy
July 30, 2023
Me: Good thing I don’t suffer from chicken-sensitive epilepsy.
Chic
July 29, 2023
Nineteen-Year-Old: I can’t wait to show you my outfit for today. It’s “creepy uncle chic.”
Spell Speak
July 28, 2023
Sixteen-Year-Old: Do you know how to spell speak Spanish? Spell speak Spanish, baby.
d20
July 27, 2023
Friend: I smell the need for a dee-twenty coming.
Weird, Well
July 26, 2023
Friend: This is a weird well.
Dropped
July 25, 2023
Eleven-Year-Old: Don’t drink the water!
Sixteen-Year-Old: Yeah, you dropped a match in it!
Prism
July 24, 2023
Friend’s Wife: Eapst is a great direction. It’s the direction you go when you’re stunned by a prism.
Rat Feces
July 23, 2023
Colleague: We probably have a fair amount of rat feces on us already.
Pole Dirty
July 22, 2023
Colleague: I don’t want to get my pole dirty.
Your Dialogue is Unrealistic. 