Artifact

November 19, 2017

Friend: Trust no artifact.

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Spoon

November 9, 2017

Five-Year-Old: It’s a gummi bowl! All of them are hiding from a giant spoon!

Cube

October 31, 2017

Friend: I want to understand the cube.
Friend’s Son: Das cube.

Merits

October 30, 2017

Student: So here’s the merits of the ruse:

Selling

October 29, 2017

Student: Are you guys selling me? That’s not very nice.

Bait

October 28, 2017

Friend: I don’t think we have anybody who can pass for bait.

Stab

October 27, 2017

Student: I want to stab the mage in the face.

Side

October 3, 2017

Friend: It’s hard for things to go bad when you’ve got the whole swamp on your side.

Foolish

October 1, 2017

Friend: You may now do foolish things with the tree.

Crusts

September 21, 2017

Wife: Use this as a tool for self betterment. And don’t hide pizza crusts in luggage!