Climb

April 9, 2019

Friend: First, I want to climb up and check on the goat.

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Convince

April 7, 2019

Friend: You could convince me to go and stab that wizard a lot of times.

Can you?

April 6, 2019

Eleven-Year-Old: Can you barf rainbows?

Firework

March 31, 2019

Seven-Year-Old: You need a firework or a key.

Effort

March 29, 2019

Friend: I put a lot of effort to have a very random list.

Order

March 27, 2019

Friend: I call order!
Eleven-Year-Old: Order in the cave!

Destroy

March 25, 2019

Friend: We want to trick him; and if we could trick him in a way that would also make him destroy himself, that would be even better.

Darkness

March 22, 2019

Eleven-Year-Old: Down into the darkness! I want to kick one of you over.

Secondarily

March 13, 2019

Me: They wanted to know where the duke’s falcon, and secondarily his daughter, were.

Zombie Problems

March 10, 2019

Eleven-Year-Old: I want a dog.
Friend: You don’t want a dog.
Me: You don’t want a dog from a town with zombie problems.
Eleven-Year-Old: I want a dog.