Pretend

Student:  You get drunk and do drugs.  Then you go home and pretend it never happened.  Never talk about it.

Comedy

Former Colleague:  I cannot be harmed by slaptick comedy any more.

Trapped

Twelve-Year-Old: Mister Beast:  I trapped space Hitler for fifty hours in solid ice.
…
I dare you to blog that!

I will not let this joke go.

Me:  Do you want some of the mineral oil to condition your character sheet?

Only if you kill it first…

Colleague:  Free barge!

Retrofit

Colleague:  We should retrofit one of the chariots for better off-roading.
Student:  You want an all-terrain chariot.

Non-Illusionary

Me:  You try to disbelieve their non-illusionary nature, and… do not successfully believe it?

Line of Sight

Friend:  I would like to get line of sight on the wolf.
Friend’s Wife:  Your mom has line of sight on the wolf.

Infiltration

Friend:  I’m the sneaking one.
Friend’s Husband:  Scouting, tracking, infiltration….  Go fuck yourself.

Purposefully

Colleague:  I’m beginning to think my iWatch is purposefully trying to make me feel bad.

Time marches on for me.