Hungry Like the Wolf

Me:  Are they really saying, “I smell like I sound”?

Molly

Student:  She wouldn’t have been in the closet if it was just Molly she was on.

Learned How

Sixteen-Year-Old:  He died and learned how to fish.

Fiddling

Friend:  If you start fiddling with him, he’ll realize he’s not dead.

Ribcage

Twelve-Year-Old:  There’s bananas in the ribcage, whips in the coprolite, a head in the solar system display.

Shallows

Friend:  So here’s the thing about shallows and gnomes.

Concentration

Student:  If Boilen is dehydrated, does that increase the concentration of the acid in his saliva?

Fancy

Friend’s Wife:  What flavor of fancy butthole did you get?

Glory

Friend:  If he’s the only person in the hole, that’s fine.
Me:  One person per glory hole?
Friend:  One little person.

Chimney

Me:  I thought we already determined that the chimney way was thronged with Throngil’s butt?