Laughing
April 30, 2024
Twelve-Year-Old: Maybe the real Key to Time was the friends we made along the way.
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Why are you guys laughing?
Support
April 29, 2024
Me: Where’s your emotional support grad student?
Gender Reveal
April 27, 2024
Twelve-Year-Old: How does giant gorilla who’s sort of powered by lightning defeat giant laser gender-reveal stegosaurus?
Ribcage
April 26, 2024
Twelve-Year-Old: There’s bananas in the ribcage, whips in the coprolite, a head in the solar system display.
Suzanne
April 25, 2024
Man: Nobody says no to a banana suit, unless it’s to fuck somebody hotter than Suzanne.
Matched
April 23, 2024
Me: You haven’t changed your clothes since yesterday.
Friend: Yeah, well, my wife said my shoes matched my shirt, so I figured I should make the most of it.
Fisherman
April 22, 2024
Colleague: As a fisherman, do I know how to sex a turtle?
Shallows
April 21, 2024
Friend: So here’s the thing about shallows and gnomes.