Goodness

February 5, 2019

Friend: Thank goodness for the clam.

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Girl

February 4, 2019

Friend: Have the dead girl roll.

Candy

February 3, 2019

Me: There isn’t any of the forbidden cotton candy.

Curiosity

February 2, 2019

Eleven-Year-Old: Curiosity killed the druid.
Friend: Apparently.
Eleven-Year-Old: That’s the new saying.

Grotto

February 1, 2019

Me [singing]: They slept in the grotto with the dwarf with no name.

Pokeball

January 31, 2019

Friend: I’m in the Pokeball, so it doesn’t matter.

Octopus

January 30, 2019

Friend: The water wizard will give everyone a face octopus.

Spirit

January 29, 2019

Friend: For the record, I’m planning on capturing a gnoll and breaking its spirit.

Hiding

January 28, 2019

Friend: Which one of them is going to be hiding in the Pokeball?

Sombrero

January 27, 2019

Eleven-Year-Old: I’m a sombrero knight!