Stats
August 31, 2023
Friend: It’s the stats butthole.
Wenching
August 30, 2023
Me: I’m imagining the gnomes wenching and whoring.
Decided
August 29, 2023
Friend: That was a random event in our game, but you decided you didn’t want to find out what the ants are doing.
Scars
August 28, 2023
Me: The horse looks to be in perfect condition.
Friend: No ass scars!
Lick
August 27, 2023
Friend’s Wife: Can I lick it?
Me: That cures one point of damage.
Horse Across
August 26, 2023
Colleague: How do we get the horse across?
Thumb
August 25, 2023
Friend’s Wife: I won’t rest until I shove my thumb up the queen bee’s butt.
Gnome
August 24, 2023
Friend: Aha! I have a gnome!
Discovered
August 22, 2023
Me: I discovered that, somehow, I was holding two forks instead of a fork and a knife.