Detective

Friend:  What do you say, Detective Big Cop?

Cholesterol

Me:  I don’t like watching that, because I can see the cholesterol pumping.

Boobs

Seventeen-Year-Old:  Small boobs are where it’s at.  I’m just going to say it:  small boobs are where it’s at.

Leather

Me:  Take off your leather jacket before brushing your teeth.

Ass

Me:  It’s Old Ass deodorant.

Downstairs

Me:  If you’re going to be working for a while, I guess I’m going to work out.  So if you hear any explosions from downstairs, don’t worry.

Iodine

Me:  “I heart iodine”?  What does that even mean?

Noodling

Me:  It’s too cold for noodling, anyway.

Uterus

Me:  I’m too funny for this uterus.
Seventeen-Year-Old:  I would laugh if I could.

Scammy

Friend:  The only non-scammy aspect of crypto is the fact that non-scammers can ethically and legally make money off the scam.