Hungry Like the Wolf
May 11, 2024
Me: Are they really saying, “I smell like I sound”?
Molly
May 10, 2024
Student: She wouldn’t have been in the closet if it was just Molly she was on.
Pretend
May 9, 2024
Student: You get drunk and do drugs. Then you go home and pretend it never happened. Never talk about it.
Threesome-Free
May 8, 2024
Colleague: This is a threesome-free gaming group.
Learned How
May 7, 2024
Sixteen-Year-Old: He died and learned how to fish.
Existed
May 6, 2024
Student: Life was a lot harder before the safe word existed.
Slavery
May 5, 2024
Student: Slavery collar, or as a pet?
Fiddling
May 4, 2024
Friend: If you start fiddling with him, he’ll realize he’s not dead.
Artificer
May 3, 2024
Sixteen-Year-Old: Okay, artificer.
Comedy
May 2, 2024
Former Colleague: I cannot be harmed by slaptick comedy any more.