Ribcage
April 26, 2024
Twelve-Year-Old: There’s bananas in the ribcage, whips in the coprolite, a head in the solar system display.
Suzanne
April 25, 2024
Man: Nobody says no to a banana suit, unless it’s to fuck somebody hotter than Suzanne.
Matched
April 23, 2024
Me: You haven’t changed your clothes since yesterday.
Friend: Yeah, well, my wife said my shoes matched my shirt, so I figured I should make the most of it.
Fisherman
April 22, 2024
Colleague: As a fisherman, do I know how to sex a turtle?
Shallows
April 21, 2024
Friend: So here’s the thing about shallows and gnomes.
Serpents
April 20, 2024
Me: Sea serpents. Very dangerous. You go first.
I will not let this joke go.
April 19, 2024
Me: Do you want some of the mineral oil to condition your character sheet?
Only if you kill it first…
April 18, 2024
Colleague: Free barge!
Concentration
April 17, 2024
Student: If Boilen is dehydrated, does that increase the concentration of the acid in his saliva?