March 14, 2017
Me: I think for today, you should have that, I just ran a 5K race. My hair’s a little unkempt, because I just ran a 5K race, and I’m awesome, look.
I’m going to go gel my hair. What I heard was: “You look unkempt.”
It’s my brother’s birthday today. We have so many birthdays in the middle of March.