Ground

January 6, 2017

Wife: Ah, there… it’s kicking in.
Me: Oh, good.
Wife: No, there’s a middle ground between competent and drunk—“competrunk.”
Me: “Competrunk”?
Wife: I think I’m on the wrong side of competrunk.

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