November 22, 2016
Wife: You have a memo book. I’ve got you two.
Me: I have it. It’s in my briefcase.
Twelve-Year-Old: Technically, that’s not a briefcase.
Me: Can I carry briefs in it?
Wife: By that logic, a plastic bag is a briefcase.
You could carry briefs in your underwear, but after you did that, nobody would want to read them.
Twelve-Yera-Old: Technically, underwear is—
Me: You’re saying I could carry briefs in my briefs?