Weight

September 18, 2016

Wife: Where are your pants?
Twelve-Year-Old: I took them off when I went to get weight.
Me: “Went to get…”?
Wife: Who is doing the—
Me: Where the hell you going?
To get weight! Where the hell you going?

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