Floor
June 13, 2016
Me: Hey, check this out!
Nine-Year-Old [from other room]: Hahahahaha!
What did you want us to check out, Dad? You falling down on the floor?
Happy Birthday, Nine-Year-Old!
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If you think what fictional characters say is unrealistic, try my family's real-world conversations. People really say crazy, implausible, ridiculous things—more often than you might think.
Me: Hey, check this out!
Nine-Year-Old [from other room]: Hahahahaha!
What did you want us to check out, Dad? You falling down on the floor?
Happy Birthday, Nine-Year-Old!
