If you think what fictional characters say is unrealistic, try my family's real-world conversations. People really say crazy, implausible, ridiculous things—more often than you might think.
June 11, 2016
Me: It was right out of The Stepford Wives. Wife: Really, so it was like a room full of Marco Rubio statues with huge dangling penises and dressed in gauzy nightgowns, and it was really difficult to watch, because you knew he was about to be murdered? Was it that scene?