Big

January 24, 2016

Wife: We need a hex key.
Me: What for?
Wife: Your colon!
Me: No, what’s the hex key for?
Wife: I’m sticking it in your colon?
Me: What’s the hex key actually for?
Wife: I’m doing your home colonoscopy with a hex key and a Web cam.
Me: That’s sticking it to Big Colonoscopy.

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