If you think what fictional characters say is unrealistic, try my family's real-world conversations. People really say crazy, implausible, ridiculous things—more often than you might think.
January 5, 2016
Me:The Third Book of Swords is like the ending of Krull. Brother: I’m going to show my superiority to you in every way by pointing out that I’ve never seen the ending of Krull, because why would I watch Krull?