Corporate

November 9, 2015

Wife: We have a cat named “Corporate.” We have a cat named “Corporate”!
Me: There are worse things.

To be precise, we have a young cat who we named “Fairywinkle” when we adopted her. However, she grew rapidly and—being young and strong—dominated the two old, rather petite cats we already had at the food dish. As a result, we began calling her “Fat Cat,” then “Corporate Fat Cat,” then just “Corporate” or “CFC,” from which we further got “Chloro Flouro Kitten” or just “Chloro.”

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