Greeters

November 7, 2015

Wife: This is the dumbest rant that’s ever come out of your lips, and you’ve had some doozies!
Me: This is by no stretch my stupidest rant!
Wife: Oh, really? You’re talking about how Wal-Mart has a conspiracy to make people think that they’re trying to save money but they’re still really nice—and they’re using imaginary greeters!
Eleven-Year-Old: You’re starting to sound like—
Eight-Year-Old: —a ten-year-old?
Eleven-Year-Old: No. You’re starting to sound like—
Eight-Year-Old: —a one-year-old?

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