Fetishist

June 25, 2015

Me: Look!
Wife: What?
Me: There’s a penguin dummy in that bag, with just the feet sticking out.
Wife: Penguin?
Me: Yeah.
Wife: How do you know it’s a penguin?
Me: It’s some kind of waterfowl with black feet. It could be a duck.
Wife: A guy with that many ammo bags in his trunk, penguin isn’t the first thing I’d think.
Me: It wasn’t a decoy. It would be, like, four feet tall. It was the only thing in that whole bag.
Wife: He doesn’t look like a penguin fetishist to me.

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