Happens
May 28, 2015
Wife: Ew!
Me: What?
Wife: Your poop—it smells like you’ve been eating cat food.
Me: Well, as it happens, it turned out there was a lot of it.
…
Not cat food—poop.
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If you think what fictional characters say is unrealistic, try my family's real-world conversations. People really say crazy, implausible, ridiculous things—more often than you might think.
Wife: Ew!
Me: What?
Wife: Your poop—it smells like you’ve been eating cat food.
Me: Well, as it happens, it turned out there was a lot of it.
…
Not cat food—poop.
